If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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