How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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