Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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