Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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