I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
im six kinds of drunk right now
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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