He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
