People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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