we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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