Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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