I'm lost and stupid without you.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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