Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm bleeding and have questions
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