I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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