Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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