i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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