that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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