try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I need moral support for this bender
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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