did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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