only if we run a train.
done.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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