That's intense
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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