Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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