i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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