yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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