Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize