your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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