you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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