theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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