God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
They have beer where we have blood.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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