So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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