i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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