Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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