Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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