are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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