My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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