You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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