the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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