I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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