dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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