Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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