Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
