A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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