I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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