and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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