these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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