I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I party with great urgency now.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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