After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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