I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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