He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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