At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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