Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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