No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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