Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Do you have feelings for this penis?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize