i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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