found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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