theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
As shirtless as possible
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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