i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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