i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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