bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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