But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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