apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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