Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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